Ballet project 15 by Marco Ciofalo
Aries: Stalking the aisles upstairs and clotheslining unaware guests. There are signs warning you about them.
Taurus: Teaching several small children about phonics. They know nothing about phonics, they thought the seminar was about phones.
Gemini: At the best part of their book, they weep loudly.
Cancer: Drunk.
Leo: Hoarded several snacks and pillows under a worktable and now lies in their nest reading something. Security attempts to dislodge them despite the fact that they really are not bothering anyone.
Virgo: Conducting an impromptu erotica table reading/workshop.
Libra: Attending the weekly watercolor classes to show those 4th graders who’s boss.
Scorpio: Currently engrossed in “An Illustrated Guide to the Plants of New England”. They think its a manga.
Ophiuchus: Dueling, but quietly as not to disturb the other patrons.
Sagittarius: Running the illegal black market library from the bathroom.
Capricorn: Proudly wielding the book club.
Aquarius: In the middle of solving the library labyrinth. They are stuck on the marble puzzle in the clock tower.
Pisces: Impersonating a librarian to lead patrons astray.
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